Top 10 Sporting Cocksman / Stickman

Michael Rapaport has termed the word “Stickman” or “Cocksman” which ultimately means, the consummate ladies man, an effortless pussy crusher, blending skill, elegance, and flair, to seal the deal. No woman is safe from a stickman / cocksman.

It is a term to name the lads that are skilled in the ways of the cock. Often mistakenly associated with being well endowed, which is a key characteristic of a cocksman, but must include the ability to successfully slay inordinate amounts of poon. Some gold standard cocksman are

  • Leonardo Dicaprio
  • Prince
  • Wilt Chamberlain

This video goes into it a bit more about the legendary purple loaf cocksman, Prince.

 

I wanted to rate the 10 best current sporting Stickman / Cocksman. I have gone for some undercover ones and some blatantly obvious ones. To make the list you have to be single or dabbled with girl friends.

10) Marcin Gortat

The Polish Hammer isn’t a cocksman that sticks out at you. However the brother, who rocks one of the more hideous lid / facial hair combos is a Stickman. Just recently he was filmed taking 3 birds home from a club. Even though it is a self proclaimed nickname, The Polish Hammer has a way with words that off sets his quite dubs looks

 

9) Trent Boult

 

The NZ fast bowler might seem a little out of place on this list, but inside knowledge of what this Roost is like behind closed doors is quite impressive. It understood that Boult’s go to move is getting the guitar out at parties and trying to play Six60 and Dave Dobbyn. This play has worked wonders for the guy ever since his college days in Tauranga, right up to his current days in the national team. He famously calls his cock the Lightning Boult, and this stickman is the only one on the list to boast to of “clocked Tinder”. Boult is an undercover cocksman, and his latest IPL contract has added another killer move to his already established music number.

8) Virat Kohli

The new Indian cricket god. A fantastic stroke player of all formats. He has been associated with most of Bollywood and rumour has it his penis is known as cow corner. A cricketing Cocksman, and one of the only ones on this list that settles for any standard of tang.

7)  Tony Parker

The French point guard for the San Antonio Spurs has the smooth talking skills and elegance to make the list. He famously was married to Eva Longoria, who he then cheated on and has since been seen with numerous smoking hot birds. Parker gave his weapon the name “Le Baguette”,  and is as crafty in the bedroom as he is under the rim (excuse the pun)

6) Boris Diaw

Another French skux, and best mate of Tony Parker announced on Zach Lowes podcast that he doesn’t believe in marriage. The 2 French Cocksman famously gambled hookers in Vegas, and drink long blacks while getting head. Diaw only gets in shape if his team makes the postseason, so gets extra marks for doing so well with a dad bod.

5) Dan Carter

Although happily? Married to Honor Carter, there is no doubt in any lads mind that the greatest first five of all time, is a world class, grade A, Cocksman. He has managed to keep the extra curricular activities out of the media, but the face of Jocky, smooth talking skux is a magnet to pussy. 

 

4) Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo – Rumour has it he swings both ways. Either way he has hammered a shit load of lubed up orifices. The most paid footballer in the world, has hit multiple shawtys and his Hungarian personal trainer,  has gotten straight back to it since breaking up with Victoria Secret model, Irina Shayk.  His list include the likes of Maria Sharapova, Paris Hilton, Imogen Thomas, Kim Kardashian and about 40 other smoking hot models. 

3) Chandler Parsons

Pains me to put Chandler this high, and even though his game has fallen off a cliff, Parsons is a renowned Cocksman. He has bagged a number of Models / celebs including Kendall Jenner, Bella Thorne, Savannah Chrisley, Toni, Garrn and Christina Perri. His main way of approaching is through DM’s on social media, showing that he is adjusting to the current social climate well. A young buck making a dent in the bedroom.

2) Chris Gayle

The gold standard of Cocksman. Chris Gayle famously has a rippers pole in his house and has nicknamed his piece Jah Doobie. He has never had a missus and is constantly surrounded by big booty caribbean hunnies. Rumor has it that he loves doggy while wearing those epic mirror tint wrap arounds. To sum up his Stickman inclusion, he had a nudge mid TV interview, with his now infamous “don’t blush baby” line living in Cocksman folklore.

 

1) Kelly Slater

The GOAT of sporting Stickman. Arguably the greatest sportsman of all time, Kelly Slater is not just a wave slayer, but a slayer of the puss. This A Class Cocksman has sat in the pink room with shawtys like Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson and Gisele Bündchen . Slater continues to defy the odds by keeping up with the young talent out in the surf, but his resume of fluff is almost as impressive as his 11 world titles.